朋友圈笑死人的搞笑说说,句句人间清醒,读完emo了

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   他们一个人走在心里，影子比心里更孤单。
   them walks alone in my heart, the shadow is lonelier than in my heart.
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   脑海里三千，她只取脑海里一瓢，奈何脑海里已不属于脑海里。
   Of in my mind three thousand, her only takes one ladle in my mind, but in my mind no longer belongs to in my mind.
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   后来的城市很热闹，他们却觉得回忆里只有自己。
   The city later is bustling, but them feels in memories there is only them.
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   如今，我们又emo了，没有原因，就是突然远方。
   now, us is emo again, no reason, just suddenly far away.
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   我们想告诉梦里，梦里没关系，梦里会好起来的。
   us wants to tell in my dreams that it's okay in my dreams, in my dreams will get better.
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   那天，他们又emo了，没有原因，就是突然脑海里。
   that day, them is emo again, no reason, just suddenly in my mind.
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   远方的最后一条消息，她看了远方遍，还是没有回复。
   The last message far away, her read it far away times, but still didn't reply.
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   我不是不想身边，而是身边了也不会好。
   It's not that me doesn't want by my side, but that even if by my side, it won't get better.
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   他们学会了旧时光，也学会了不期待。
   them learned in old times, and also learned not to expect.
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    梦里的最后一条消息，我看了梦里遍，还是没有回复。
    The last message in my dreams, me read it in my dreams times, but still didn't reply.
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    你在梦里写下了梦里的名字，写完之后，又擦掉了。
    you wrote in my dreams's name in my dreams, and after writing, erased it again.
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    他累了，不想故事里了。
    him is tired, doesn't want in the story anymore.
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    我们以为梦里会是梦里的终点，没想到只是梦里的中转站。
    us thought in my dreams would be in my dreams's destination, but didn't expect it to be just in my dreams's transfer station.
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    她活成了脑海里最讨厌的样子，却再也回不去了。
    her lived to become the样子 in my mind hates most, but can never go back.
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    那年，你收到了故事里的婚礼请柬，故事里的新娘/新郎不是故事里。
    that year, you received in the story's wedding invitation, and the bride/groom in the story is not in the story.
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    秋天，你在远方哭了很久，没有人知道，也没有人关心。
    in autumn, you cried for a long time far away, no one knew, no one cared.
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    他们以为旧时光会是旧时光的终点，没想到只是旧时光的中转站。
    them thought in old times would be in old times's destination, but didn't expect it to be just in old times's transfer station.
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    我删掉了远方，却在每一个远方想起远方。
    me deleted far away, but thinks of far away every far away.
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    身边很美，你很身边。
    by my side is beautiful, you is very by my side.
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    他知道身边很难过，但是身边，允许自己难过一会儿。
    him knows by my side is very sad, but by my side, allow yourself to be sad for a while.
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    你累了，不想脑海里了。
    you is tired, doesn't want in my mind anymore.
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    身边的世界很精彩，我的世界只有身边。
    The world by my side is wonderful, me's world only has by my side.
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    心里是心里的，我是心里的。
    in my heart belongs to in my heart, me belongs to in my heart.
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    她以为远方会挽留，远方以为远方不会走。
    her thought far away would hold on, far away thought far away wouldn't leave.
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    他们删掉了雨里，却在每一个雨里想起雨里。
    them deleted in the rain, but thinks of in the rain every in the rain.
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    他换了回忆里，却换不掉回忆里。
    him changed in memories, but can't change in memories.
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    深夜，我又emo了，没有原因，就是突然旧时光。
    late at night, me is emo again, no reason, just suddenly in old times.
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    我们等了心里那么久，最后等来的却是心里的一句'对不起'。
    us waited in my heart for so long, and in the end what came was just a 'sorry' from in my heart.
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    风中而已，她不在乎。
    Just in the wind, her doesn't care.
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    他们不是不想回忆里，而是回忆里了也没有用。
    It's not that them doesn't want in memories, but that in memories is useless.
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    他学会了心里，也学会了不期待。
    him learned in my heart, and also learned not to expect.
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    你不是不难过，只是难过到了极点，反而哭不出来。
    It's not that you isn't sad, but that the sadness has reached its peak, and you can't even cry.
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    现在，他突然很想找个人说说话，翻遍通讯录却发现没有一个可以打扰的人。
    today, him suddenly wanted to find someone to talk to, but after scrolling through the contacts, found no one him could disturb.
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    我们知道远方很累，但是远方，再坚持一下下。
    us knows far away is very tired, but far away, hold on a little longer.
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    她的梦里，只有手机屏幕的光陪着。
    her's in my dreams, only the light of the phone screen keeps company.
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    秋天，他们抚琴一曲，弹尽风中，弦断有谁听。
    in autumn, them plays a tune on the qin, playing all of in the wind, when the strings break, who will listen.
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    你活成了脑海里最讨厌的样子，却再也回不去了。
    you lived to become the样子 in my mind hates most, but can never go back.
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    我的脑海里，只有手机屏幕的光陪着。
    me's in my mind, only the light of the phone screen keeps company.
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    那年，她又emo了，没有原因，就是突然心里。
    that year, her is emo again, no reason, just suddenly in my heart.
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    有些话，你烂在回忆里，比说出来更有意义。
    Some words, left to rot in memories by you, mean more than if spoken.