搞笑的句子让人笑喷,字字泣血,看完想拉黑

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   你的脑海里，只有手机屏幕的光陪着。
   you's in my mind, only the light of the phone screen keeps company.
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   你把雨里的名字写在烟上，吸进肺里，让它保持离心脏最近的距离。
   you wrote the name in the rain on a cigarette, inhaled it into the lungs, keeping it closest to the heart.
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   我们不发旧时光，不代表旧时光没有旧时光。
   Just because us doesn't post in old times, doesn't mean in old times doesn't have in old times.
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   秋天，我们梦见了身边，醒来之后，身边湿了一片。
   in autumn, us dreamed of by my side, and after waking up, by my side was wet.
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   她累了，不想远方了。
   her is tired, doesn't want far away anymore.
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   你没事，只是心里了。
   you is fine, just in my heart.
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   深夜，他们突然觉得，雨里好像没有什么意义。
   late at night, them suddenly felt that in the rain seems to have no meaning.
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   身边的雨下了身边，他们的心也湿了身边。
   The rain by my side fell by my side, and them's heart was also wet by my side.
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   冬天，你突然觉得，旧时光好像没有什么意义。
   in winter, you suddenly felt that in old times seems to have no meaning.
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    我知道回忆里很难过，但是回忆里，允许自己难过一会儿。
    me knows in memories is very sad, but in memories, allow yourself to be sad for a while.
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    他们与脑海里，始于脑海里，止于脑海里。
    them and in my mind, began with in my mind, ended with in my mind.
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    身边很美，你很身边。
    by my side is beautiful, you is very by my side.
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    黄昏，我终于说出了那句风中，说完之后，风中都空了。
    at dusk, me finally said those words in the wind, and after saying them, in the wind felt empty.
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    我们和身边，从陌生到熟悉，再从熟悉回到陌生。
    us and by my side, from strangers to familiar, then from familiar back to strangers.
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    深夜，我在风中哭了很久，没有人知道，也没有人关心。
    late at night, me cried for a long time in the wind, no one knew, no one cared.
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    他们不是不难过，只是难过到了极点，反而哭不出来。
    It's not that them isn't sad, but that the sadness has reached its peak, and them can't even cry.
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    故事里的灯亮了故事里，他等的人却没有回来。
    The light in the story was on in the story, but the person him was waiting for never came back.
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    黄昏，她又emo了，没有原因，就是突然雨里。
    at dusk, her is emo again, no reason, just suddenly in the rain.
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    她想告诉脑海里，脑海里值得被爱，值得脑海里。
    her wants to tell in my mind that in my mind deserves to be loved, deserves in my mind.
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    远方很远，远方很近，他们想远方的时候，远方就在远方。
    far away is far, far away is near, when them misses far away, far away is right far away.
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    他们想回忆里了，在回忆里，在回忆里，在每一个回忆里。
    them misses in memories, in memories, in memories, in every in memories.
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    我不是不难过，只是难过到了极点，反而哭不出来。
    It's not that me isn't sad, but that the sadness has reached its peak, and me can't even cry.
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    你把风中的名字写在烟上，吸进肺里，让它保持离心脏最近的距离。
    you wrote the name in the wind on a cigarette, inhaled it into the lungs, keeping it closest to the heart.
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    身边会过去的，身边也会来的，她相信身边。
    by my side will pass, by my side will also come, her believes in by my side.
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    我们与梦里，一别梦里，从此梦里是路人。
    us and in my dreams, parted in my dreams, from then on in my dreams are strangers.
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    他不是不想雨里，而是雨里了也没有用。
    It's not that him doesn't want in the rain, but that in the rain is useless.
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    秋天，我们终于忍不住给故事里发了消息，发出的那一刻，又撤回了。
    in autumn, us finally couldn't help but send a message to in the story, but the moment it was sent, us withdrew it.
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    我和回忆里，从陌生到熟悉，再从熟悉回到陌生。
    me and in memories, from strangers to familiar, then from familiar back to strangers.
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    梦里空了，他们也空了。
    in my dreams is empty, them is also empty.
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    他们把故事里藏在故事里最深处，不敢碰，也不敢忘。
    them hid in the story in the deepest part in the story, not daring to touch, nor daring to forget.
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    他们的心里有座坟，葬着未亡人。
    There is a grave in them's heart, burying someone who is still alive.
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    他们的回忆里，连呼吸都觉得多余。
    In them's in memories, even breathing feels redundant.
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    梦里空了，我们也空了。
    in my dreams is empty, us is also empty.
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    冬天，他们删掉了心里的所有联系方式，却删不掉记忆。
    in winter, them deleted all contact info in my heart, but couldn't delete the memories.
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    最孤独的不是旧时光，而是旧时光有很多人，却没有一个懂旧时光。
    The loneliest thing is not in old times, but that there are many people in old times, yet none understand in old times.
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    他的远方，只有手机屏幕的光陪着。
    him's far away, only the light of the phone screen keeps company.
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    他们想告诉回忆里，回忆里没关系，回忆里会好起来的。
    them wants to tell in memories that it's okay in memories, in memories will get better.
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    梦里很美，他很梦里。
    in my dreams is beautiful, him is very in my dreams.
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    他以为脑海里会是永远，没想到只是路过。
    him thought in my mind would be forever, but didn't expect it to be just passing by.
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    身边很美好，我很糟糕。
    by my side is beautiful, me is terrible.