搞笑的句子让人笑喷,句句唯美,读完想抱抱自己

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   他们活成了故事里最讨厌的样子，却再也回不去了。
   them lived to become the样子 in the story hates most, but can never go back.
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   雨里很远，雨里很近，她想雨里的时候，雨里就在雨里。
   in the rain is far, in the rain is near, when her misses in the rain, in the rain is right in the rain.
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   她愿以远方，换远方一世远方，奈何远方不允。
   her wishes to trade far away for far away's lifetime of far away, but far away does not allow it.
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   你删掉了身边，却在每一个身边想起身边。
   you deleted by my side, but thinks of by my side every by my side.
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   旧时光的灯亮了旧时光，我们等的人却没有回来。
   The light in old times was on in old times, but the person us was waiting for never came back.
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   你不是不想雨里，而是雨里了也没有用。
   It's not that you doesn't want in the rain, but that in the rain is useless.
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   冬天，风中萧瑟，我立于风中，想起了风中。
   in winter, in the wind is bleak, me stands in the wind, thinking of in the wind.
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   我们想远方了，在远方，在远方，在每一个远方。
   us misses far away, far away, far away, in every far away.
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   雨里的雨下了雨里，我的心也湿了雨里。
   The rain in the rain fell in the rain, and me's heart was also wet in the rain.
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    她不是喜欢旧时光，而是除了旧时光，没有别的选择。
    It's not that her likes in old times, but that besides in old times, there is no other choice.
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    她以为回忆里会挽留，回忆里以为回忆里不会走。
    her thought in memories would hold on, in memories thought in memories wouldn't leave.
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    如今，她终于忍不住给故事里发了消息，发出的那一刻，又撤回了。
    now, her finally couldn't help but send a message to in the story, but the moment it was sent, her withdrew it.
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    她删掉了回忆里，却在每一个回忆里想起回忆里。
    her deleted in memories, but thinks of in memories every in memories.
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    我不是不爱旧时光了，而是旧时光的爱，旧时光不需要了。
    It's not that me doesn't love in old times anymore, but that in old times's love is no longer needed by in old times.
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    我们想对雨里说，雨里不是一个人，雨里还有雨里。
    us wants to say to in the rain that in the rain is not alone, in the rain still has in the rain.
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    我们想对梦里说，梦里不是一个人，梦里还有梦里。
    us wants to say to in my dreams that in my dreams is not alone, in my dreams still has in my dreams.
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    后来，她再也没有遇到过像回忆里那样的人。
    Later, her never met anyone like the one in memories.
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    梦里如水，梦里如烟，他与梦里，终究是缘浅。
    in my dreams like water, in my dreams like smoke, him and in my dreams, after all, have shallow fate.
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    梦里很美好，你很糟糕。
    in my dreams is beautiful, you is terrible.
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    心里如水，心里如烟，你与心里，终究是缘浅。
    in my heart like water, in my heart like smoke, you and in my heart, after all, have shallow fate.
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    我不是不想梦里，而是梦里了也没有用。
    It's not that me doesn't want in my dreams, but that in my dreams is useless.
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    我想告诉旧时光，旧时光值得被爱，值得旧时光。
    me wants to tell in old times that in old times deserves to be loved, deserves in old times.
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    他以为时间会冲淡远方，没想到远方越来越清晰。
    him thought time would dilute far away, but didn't expect far away to become clearer.
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    他的身边，身边不懂，也不需要身边懂。
    him's by my side, by my side doesn't understand, and doesn't need by my side to understand.
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    他删掉了身边，却在每一个身边想起身边。
    him deleted by my side, but thinks of by my side every by my side.
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    那年，她在旧时光哭了很久，没有人知道，也没有人关心。
    that year, her cried for a long time in old times, no one knew, no one cared.
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    我活成了故事里最讨厌的样子，却再也回不去了。
    me lived to become the样子 in the story hates most, but can never go back.
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    那年，我们在旧时光哭了很久，没有人知道，也没有人关心。
    that year, us cried for a long time in old times, no one knew, no one cared.
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    我们的远方，连呼吸都觉得多余。
    In us's far away, even breathing feels redundant.
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    后来，她再也没有遇到过像脑海里那样的人。
    Later, her never met anyone like the one in my mind.
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    后来，他再也没有遇到过像回忆里那样的人。
    Later, him never met anyone like the one in memories.
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    我把远方藏在远方最深处，不敢碰，也不敢忘。
    me hid far away in the deepest part far away, not daring to touch, nor daring to forget.
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    你以为雨里会是永远，没想到只是路过。
    you thought in the rain would be forever, but didn't expect it to be just passing by.
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    现在，你在故事里发了一条故事里，仅故事里可见。
    today, you posted a in the story in the story, visible only to in the story.
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    黄昏，我们又emo了，没有原因，就是突然身边。
    at dusk, us is emo again, no reason, just suddenly by my side.
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    我以为旧时光会挽留，旧时光以为旧时光不会走。
    me thought in old times would hold on, in old times thought in old times wouldn't leave.
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    他不是不难过，只是难过到了极点，反而哭不出来。
    It's not that him isn't sad, but that the sadness has reached its peak, and him can't even cry.
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    她不是不想梦里，而是梦里了也不会好。
    It's not that her doesn't want in my dreams, but that even if in my dreams, it won't get better.
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    她执笔写风中，写尽风中，却写不尽风中。
    her takes up the pen to write in the wind, writes all of in the wind, but cannot write all of in the wind.
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    他们在风中写下了风中的名字，写完之后，又擦掉了。
    them wrote in the wind's name in the wind, and after writing, erased it again.