1、我知道这希望渺茫，但是你不能总是保护他。

2、我父亲让我用头去撞石头，我照做了。我觉得这很疯狂，但是我没问他为什么。

3、Stoick: I need to speak with you too, son. I think it's time you to learned to fight dragons.

4、不，你想错了，他在乎的不是你的外表，他看重的是你的灵魂。

5、闭嘴！给我闭嘴！你一出门，灾难就降临。你没发现我还有更大的麻烦吗？

6、儿子，我也正想和你说些事。我认为你该学习屠龙了。

7、但是我击中了夜煞。和上几次不一样，爸爸！

8、I ordered an extra large boy with beefy arms. Extra guts and glory on the side. This here. This is a talking fish bone!

9、看这身材差距，如果都不像你们这么硕大，村子也可以少负担些口粮？

10、Stoick: We're Vikings. It's an occupational hazard. Now who's with me Alright...Those who stay will look after Hiccup.

11、Stoick: He'd be killed before you let the first dragon out of its cage.

12、Hiccup：它从不偷东西，从不现身，然而……从未失手。没人杀死过夜煞，这就是我想成为第一个的原因。

13、Hiccup：那个脾气暴躁还装着义肢的傻瓜叫Gobber。我从小做他的学徒。嗯，比现在小一点。

14、Okay, but I hit a Night Fury. It's not like the last few times, Dad!

15、见过强大的龙吗？想过要与龙成为好朋友吗？《驯龙高手》让我们看到了人类与强大的龙族生活在了一起。影片里龙的大小各不一样，它们的性格也完全不一样，和它们相处是需要技巧的，需要怎么的方法才能与龙融洽的相处，大家看过影片也应该知道了一些吧!下面我们还是看看影片里的一些精彩搞笑的对白吧!

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17、我要的是壮如牛的男孩，另外还得有勇气和荣誉感。这个，你给我的分明是火柴棒！

18、Hiccup: Oh, the Gods hate me. Some people lose their knife or their mug. No, not me! I managed to lose an entire dragon.

19、Gobber: Now, you're thinking about this all wrong. It's not so much what you look like. It's what's inside that he can't stand.

20、He doesn't listen. He has the attention span of a sparrow. I take him fishing and he goes hunting for...for Trolls!

21、Gobber：哦，很高兴你也来参加这样的晚会。我还以为你被抓走了。

22、I'm a Viking. I'm a Viking! I did this.

23、在你放出第一条龙之前，他就会被吓死。

24、Stoick: Stop! Just, stop! Every time you step outside disaster falls. Can you not see that I have bigger problems

25、哦，上帝不喜欢我。有些人会弄丢刀子，杯子。不，不应该是我啊！我弄丢了一条龙！

26、Snotlout: I've never seen any one mess up that badly. That helped!

27、I know it seems hopeless, but the truth is you won't always be around to protect him.

28、我们是维京人，冒险是维京人的天职。那么，谁和我一起去？好吧……留下来的人照看Hiccup。

29、Stoick: My father told me to bang my head against a rock, and I did it. I thought it was crazy, but I didn't question him.

30、好厉害的败家子啊，太帅了！

31、Hiccup: Between you and me, the village could do with a little less feeding, don't you think

32、拥有一条龙做宠物，这是多么酷炫的事，我们有不少男孩子都曾这么幻想过。如此好看的一部动画并没有画上句号，在明年的2014年6月20日《驯龙高手2》将在美国上映，对于中国来说，估计需要等上整整一年。好的作品我们都愿意等待，让我们在这一起期待影片带来的经典搞笑的对白吧。

33、他从来不听我的话，他宁可盯着看麻雀。我带他去捕鱼，他却跑去找……巨魔！

34、我是维京人！我是维京人！是我做的。